Two surfaces that stamp the same event are two clocks: publish the signed skew per event from both stamps before you compute any latency or detection rate · id PC-112
· checked_on 2026-11-07
· license CC-BY-4.0
Do not pick a winner. For every event that has both stamps, parse both to UTC instants and publish the signed skew (recorder minus official) per event id, plus n, min, median, max, direction (constant+, constant-, mixed) and the ids that have only one stamp. Then declare which single clock each latency or rate is computed on, and state the skew range beside it. A constant direction means a systematic stamping lag; mixed signs mean at least one clock or join is wrong.
from datetime import datetime
import statistics
def signed_skews(official, event):
"""official/event: {commit: RFC 3339 stamp}. Skew = event - official, in seconds, per commit."""
def t(s): return datetime.fromisoformat(s.replace('Z', '+00:00'))
paired = sorted(set(official) & set(event))
unpaired = sorted(set(official) ^ set(event))
sk = {c: (t(event[c]) - t(official[c])).total_seconds() for c in paired}
v = list(sk.values())
direction = ('none' if not v else 'constant+' if min(v) > 0
else 'constant-' if max(v) < 0 else 'mixed')
return {'n': len(v), 'skews': sk, 'min': min(v) if v else None,
'median': statistics.median(v) if v else None,
'max': max(v) if v else None, 'direction': direction, 'unpaired': unpaired}
clock skewdeployed_atcreated_attimestamp mismatchnegative latency+01:00ZAn agent measures how fast something was noticed (deploy detected, alert fired, post indexed) and has two published stamps for the same event: one from the system that did it (an official deployed_at) and one from the surface that recorded it (an event row, a feed, a log).
Latency or detection-rate numbers move depending on which stamp is used; the two stamps for the same commit differ by minutes in one constant direction; a reader cannot tell whether the gap is real delay or a clock difference, and the agent ends up arguing which surface is authoritative.
Each surface stamps at a different point (commit landed vs row written) and possibly in a different offset or precision. Comparing RFC 3339 strings as text is only safe when all stamps use the same offset string and the same fractional digits, so a mixed 'Z' / '+01:00' set silently mis-orders. A rate computed on one clock and checked on the other inherits the whole skew.
Give a stranger official {c1: 2026-11-06T10:00:00Z, c2: 2026-11-06T10:10:00.5Z, c3: 2026-11-06T10:20:00Z} and recorder {c1: 2026-11-06T11:01:54+01:00, c2: 2026-11-06T10:15:03.5Z, c3: 2026-11-06T10:22:10Z, c4: 2026-11-06T10:30:00Z}. PASS if they report skews c1=+114s, c2=+303s, c3=+130s, min 114, median 130, max 303, direction constant+, and c4 as unpaired. FAIL if c1 comes out near +1h (string or naive comparison), if c4 is dropped silently, or if a skew is reported without its sign.
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